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Amazon Yesterday Shipping

Amazon Yesterday Shipping


[Male narrator] At Amazon, we’re dedicated to delivering your products as quickly as possible. And today we’re thrilled to introduce our latest service:
Yesterday Shipping. It’s easy: click checkout, choose Yesterday Shipping and when you confirm your order, you’ll already have had the product for a day. Sounds simple, right? Well it gets
even simpler. The day before you order, you’ll get a package that you’re not expecting. On the box, there will be a note telling you to call the Amazon support team. [Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn’t order. [Support] Yes, you ordered those shoes tomorrow, with Amazon Yesterday Shipping. [Narrator] And with Yesterday Shipping, returns are even more straightforward. [Customer] Hmm, actually these are a size too small. [Support] No problem, I’ll send you a larger size with Amazon Yesterday Shipping. Okay, they’re sent. They should have arrived yesterday. [Customer] Yea, I know. I’ve been wearing them and they fit perfectly. So why did you send another pair that don’t fit? [Support] No, no, no, sir, your reality just changed. When we started the call you were wearing
your old shoes. We went over all of this yesterday. [Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn’t order. [Support] Yes, two days from now you order a pair of shoes with Yesterday Shipping. But the first pair– [Customer] Oh yea, I heard about this. Hey, could I send myself with Yesterday Shipping and meet myself? [Support] Sir, please don’t do that! [Customer] Oh my god, are you me? [Customer in box] Yes, give me your phone. [Customer] Why are you in a box?
[Customer in box] Hi, I just delivered myself to myself. [Customer] Am I dead right now? [Support] I warned you not to. I can hear yourself freaking out. [Customer in box] I / he will be fine. But me-he could use a pair of these shoes. [Narrator] Amazon Yesterday Shipping Simple! [Customer] What are you? WHAT ARE YOU?!? Aaaaahhhh. AHHHHH!!!! How is this possible?! Ahhhhhh!

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though it was gonna be a scam were they send you random crap and your legality obligated to pay them

Why do I keep getting E-Mails from Youtube Channels?
Maybe I will click "Subscribe" on them tomorrow, after I have received the E-Mail.
Wow. That could go on forever.

I would love to use this video for a satirical piece about shipping on my blog. I make no money from the blog, but I wanted to ask your permission first. -Leo From the Gmargin Blog

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This may become reality soon: http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/18/5320636/amazon-plans-to-ship-your-packages-before-you-even-buy-them

AMAZON COPIED YOUR IDEA, EITHER THAT OR YOUR A TIME TRAVELING PSYCHIC WIZARD………………..OR JUST A LUCKY GUESS, ANYWAYS IM GOING TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU, WHEN I CAN SPARE ONE….

SCARY THOUGHT, WHAT IF THERE IS NO FREE WILL AND WE THINK WE BUY WHAT WE WANT BUT IN REALITY WE HAVE BEEN GUIDED TOWARDS THE THINGS THAT WE LIKE IN A LONG SERIES OF COMMERCIAL NUDGES, DO I REALLY LIKE WHAT I LIKE? OR IS IT JUST ME BELIEVING THAT I CAN BELIEVE I CAN LIKE WHAT I LIKE BUT IN TRUTH WHAT I LIKE IS NOT A CHOICE BUT AN EVENTUALITY OF AN ENDLESS LINE OF COMMERCIAL ANTICIPATORY GUIDANCE'S. THEY KNOW WHAT A DEMOGRAPHIC WANTS BASED ON STUDIES AND BEHAVIORS, WATCHING US ONLINE, WHERE WE GO, ANTICIPATE BASED ON HUMAN BEHAVIORS WHAT OUR NEXT STEP WILL BE AND PRESENT IT IN A BOX AS IF OUR OWN CHOICE, MINDFUCK…………

The PARADOX of CHOICE vs CAUSALITY

Immediately when I heard the news about the new amazon patent I had to think of the video. You guys are like the janitor in Scrubs who knew that Osama was hiding in Pakistan. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW! (or amazone stole YOUR idea)

I ordered a chromebook from amazon on the 7/12/14. and the delivery estimate is in a years time, 18/12/15. so far it is still being prepared for shipping. What is going on?

I order a red spirit hood from Amazon to give to my friend. I ordered it last year and I still don't have it so wtf.

make more funny animated videos like this, it's what we all want to watch, just compare the views on all your videos to this one

Amazon yesterday shipping simple!!! lol!!
if someday amazon will delivery lottery, makes more sense to order by yesterday shipping to be millionary! but it should be a VIP service to share prize with less ppl… 🙂

This was awesome!  But as an Amazon seller, I can tell you that this is not quite as funny as it may seem.  Amazon's arbitrary and sometimes irrational seller requirements make this kind of thing seem almost possible.  It's completely run by robots (for real) and people in India, neither of whom have much of a grasp on reality.

I thought this was a real thing that I was just not quite understanding until like 1:10 then I was like OH it's a joke by some dude

BTW this was really funny and well done

Yeah right. How about amazon weeks later shipping unless you pay them $99 for prime. Go with ebay, most of their sellers will ship expedited for free the next day.

whats the name of that video where amazon sends that guy stuff he'll need in the future and it works really well but he eventually gets a gun in the mail and it turns out that the whole thing was fake and he was really just receiving his neighbors mail all along

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