[Male narrator] At Amazon, we’re dedicated to delivering your products as quickly as possible. And today we’re thrilled to introduce our latest service:
Yesterday Shipping. It’s easy: click checkout, choose Yesterday Shipping and when you confirm your order, you’ll already have had the product for a day. Sounds simple, right? Well it gets
even simpler. The day before you order, you’ll get a package that you’re not expecting. On the box, there will be a note telling you to call the Amazon support team. [Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn’t order. [Support] Yes, you ordered those shoes tomorrow, with Amazon Yesterday Shipping. [Narrator] And with Yesterday Shipping, returns are even more straightforward. [Customer] Hmm, actually these are a size too small. [Support] No problem, I’ll send you a larger size with Amazon Yesterday Shipping. Okay, they’re sent. They should have arrived yesterday. [Customer] Yea, I know. I’ve been wearing them and they fit perfectly. So why did you send another pair that don’t fit? [Support] No, no, no, sir, your reality just changed. When we started the call you were wearing
your old shoes. We went over all of this yesterday. [Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn’t order. [Support] Yes, two days from now you order a pair of shoes with Yesterday Shipping. But the first pair– [Customer] Oh yea, I heard about this. Hey, could I send myself with Yesterday Shipping and meet myself? [Support] Sir, please don’t do that! [Customer] Oh my god, are you me? [Customer in box] Yes, give me your phone. [Customer] Why are you in a box?
[Customer in box] Hi, I just delivered myself to myself. [Customer] Am I dead right now? [Support] I warned you not to. I can hear yourself freaking out. [Customer in box] I / he will be fine. But me-he could use a pair of these shoes. [Narrator] Amazon Yesterday Shipping Simple! [Customer] What are you? WHAT ARE YOU?!? Aaaaahhhh. AHHHHH!!!! How is this possible?! Ahhhhhh!